A Dust Mystery Solved
It has been said by numerous people that the mating call of e southern female is the phrase “I’m sooooo dru-unk.” (In fact, it is such a standard that I occasionally say it to dh just to make him giggle.) However, there is another phrase that is spoken much more often, and in tones of great despair, especially in the summer. That phrase is “will you just look at this HA-AIR??!!” This phrase is almost always uttered as we grasp great chicks of the offending strand-y protein and shake it at our conversational partner.
It’s the humidity, see. A humidity so large and so strong, that even the best flat iron holds only until you step out the door. Smooth hair becomes frizzy, curly hair becomes flat, and big hair becomes small when confronted with the wall of air that is summertime in the South. That’s why you find dust on the light hold hair spray here. Who says everything has to remain a mystery?
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